[gecode-users] recognize regular subexpressions
Christian Schulte
cschulte at kth.se
Mon Jun 27 13:58:28 CEST 2011
This has nothing to do with the regular constraint.
Christian
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Christian Schulte, KTH, web.it.kth.se/~cschulte/
From: Aribi Noureddine [mailto:aribi_noureddine at yahoo.fr]
Sent: Monday, June 27, 2011 1:46 PM
To: cschulte at kth.se
Subject: Re : [gecode-users] recognize regular subexpressions
Well,
Suppose that we have some words to recognize: {aaabcc,aaab,aaabc,aaabb,...}.
So, what I am searching for is a DFA that can recognize the sub expression
"aaab" and "ignores" the remaining letters.
Thank you.
_____
De : Christian Schulte <cschulte at kth.se>
À : 'Aribi Noureddine' <aribi_noureddine at yahoo.fr>; users at gecode.org
Envoyé le : Lundi 27 Juin 2011 13h11
Objet : RE: [gecode-users] recognize regular subexpressions
Hi,
Sorry but I do not understand the question. Could you please elaborate?
Christian
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Christian Schulte, KTH, web.it.kth.se/~cschulte/
From: users-bounces at gecode.org [mailto:users-bounces at gecode.org] On Behalf
Of Aribi Noureddine
Sent: Monday, June 27, 2011 12:45 PM
To: users at gecode.org
Subject: [gecode-users] recognize regular subexpressions
Hi,
Can someone tell me how to recognize regular sub expressions? (using regular
constraint)
For example, searching for a*b in a*bc*
Thank you in advance,
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Neecha Thai
Neecha Thai is seeking to entice people to eat their food as their primary challenge. Secondarily they want to make sure people know how to get there, how to get ahold of them. Having the full menu on the site makes it easy for people to place phone orders in an efficient manner. Visually it's very clean and relatively sparse as well. For some (perhaps a lot of) consumers the lack of photos of the various dishes may be a detractor. Otherwise the layout, which uses WordPress, is a very clean and easy to navigate one.
Etsy
Etsy is trying to facilitate the sale of goods by independent sellers. Visually it's a little more noisy than Google or Neecha Thai but is still really clear in its navigation. I would argue there are no visual challenges here as it's a good mix between text and images, good spacing/leading, font is readable, color palatte is serene (and probably market researched so as to be one that promotes purchasing.)


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CannyCam¶
Description¶
Uses webcam stream and performs Canny Edge Detection and Haar Cascade image detection.
Canny Edge Detection removes noise from image, giving black background and white outline. This accentuates sharp edges in the image, making it very easy to detect a target.
Haar Cascade image detection actually detects the target, given a training set of positive images (pictures of the target) and negative images (pictures not containing target, should be images of the physical backgroud used for the experiment).
Together, they take a video as a stream of images, to isolate and detect the target.
Targets used: face, upper body, lower body, hands. Knee, elbow, smaller body parts are work in progress.
Next step is to implement this into a diagnostic image detection program for assisting doctors. E.g. patient goes to doctor with broken ankle, doctor takes x-ray, diagnostic image detection program may be able to detect certain problems with patient’s ankle upon scanning the x-ray.
CannyCam. Better than a nannycam.
Installation¶
pip install cannycam
Run¶
From the command line
python -m cannycam.cannycam
python -m cannycam.haarcam
python -m cannycam.cannyhaarcam
Or in python
import cannycam
cannycam.cannycam.main()
cannycam.haarcam.main()
cannycam.cannyhaarcam.main()
API¶
Webcams¶
-
class
cannycam.basecam.
BaseCam
(window)[source]¶ Abstract class for running a cv2 webcam.
Parameters: window – Name of the window that the cv2 webcam will open.
-
class
cannycam.cannycam.
CannyCam
(window)[source]¶ Bases:
cannycam.basecam.BaseCam
Webcam that performs Canny Edge detection on the video stream.
Parameters: window – Name of the window that the cv2 webcam will open.
-
class
cannycam.haarcam.
HaarCam
(window)[source]¶ Bases:
cannycam.basecam.BaseCam
Webcam that performs Haar Cascade object detection on the video stream.
Parameters: window – Name of the window that the cv2 webcam will open. -
detect_parts
(img, classifier)[source]¶ Detect anatomical parts in
img
with Haar Cascade object detection.Parameters: - img – Image read from webcam.
- classifier – Classifier to detect anatomical parts.
-
face_classifier
¶ Get a face classifier.
-
fullbody_classifier
¶ Get a full body classifier.
-
lowerbody_classifier
¶ Get a lower body classifier.
-
run
(frame_throttle, classifier=None)[source]¶ Run main cv2 webcam capture loop.
Parameters: - frame_throttle – Number of frames to throttle for capturing and processing an image from the webcam.
- classifier – Classifier to detect anatomical parts. Defaults to a face classifier if
None
.
-
upperbody_classifier
¶ Get an upper body classifier.
-
-
class
cannycam.cannyhaarcam.
CannyHaarCam
(window)[source]¶ Bases:
cannycam.cannycam.CannyCam
,cannycam.haarcam.HaarCam
Webcam that performs Canny Edge detection and then Haar Cascade object detection on the video stream.
Parameters: window – Name of the window that the cv2 webcam will open. -
detect_edges
(img, color=True)¶ Detect edges of
img
with Canny Edge detection.Parameters: - img – Image read from webcam.
- color – Boolean to indicate if should use color. Defaults to True.
-
detect_parts
(img, classifier)¶ Detect anatomical parts in
img
with Haar Cascade object detection.Parameters: - img – Image read from webcam.
- classifier – Classifier to detect anatomical parts.
-
face_classifier
¶ Get a face classifier.
-
fullbody_classifier
¶ Get a full body classifier.
-
lowerbody_classifier
¶ Get a lower body classifier.
-
run
(frame_throttle, classifier=None)[source]¶ Run main cv2 webcam capture loop.
Parameters: - frame_throttle – Number of frames to throttle for capturing and processing an image from the webcam.
- classifier – Classifier to detect anatomical parts. Defaults to a face classifier if
None
.
-
upperbody_classifier
¶ Get an upper body classifier.
-
Utils¶
-
cannycam.util.
apply_doc
(source)[source]¶ Decorator that will prepend
source
’s docstring to the decorated object’s docstring.Parameters: source – Object with docstring to be prepended onto the decorated object.
-
cannycam.util.
get_cascade_file_path
(cascade_file)[source]¶ Formats a full filepath to the XML
cascade_file
in thexmls
directory.Parameters: cascade_file – XML file.


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ObjectLayerFreeze.lsp
Version History
1.1 September 10, 2015 Added additional Civil 3D object types
1.0 July 11, 2013 Initial Release
Freezes the label's assigned layer of a selected Civil 3D object
Dependencies: none
Usage: (CLI) OLF
Arguments: none
Returns: none
Copyright © 2013-2015 by Richard Lawrence
Written permission must be obtained to copy, modify, and distribute
this software. Permission to use this software for any purpose and
without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above copyright
notice appears in all copies and that both the copyright notice and
the limited warranty and restricted rights notice below appear in
all supporting documentation.
  THERE IS NO WARRANTY THAT THE OPERATION OF THE
PROGRAM WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR FREE. USAGE OF THIS PROGRAM
IS AT YOUR OWN RISK.
|;
(defun c:olf (/ _LabelPropertyValue _FreezeLabelLayer
oPicked sObject sLayer
sName oStyle
)
;;_ Sub Routine definitions
;;_ Retrieve label name from label style
(defun _LabelPropertyValue (VLA-Object /)
;;_ Returns string value
(if
(and
(vlax-property-available-p VLA-Object "LabelProperties")
(vlax-property-available-p
(setq VLA-Object
(op:property VLA-Object 'LabelProperties)
)
"Layer"
)
(vlax-property-available-p
(setq VLA-Object (op:property VLA-Object 'Layer))
"Value"
)
)
(op:property VLA-Object 'Value)
)
)
;;_ Freeze label layer
(defun _FreezeLabelLayer
(sStyleType lstStyleData blnFreezeStyle / msg)
(if (= (type lstStyleData) 'LIST)
(progn
(foreach n lstStyleData
(if
(getvar 'tilemode)
(vla-put-freeze (op:layer (nth 0 n)) :vlax-true)
(vl-cmdf "_vplayer"
"f"
(nth 0 n)
"Current"
""
)
)
(setq msg (strcat "\n"
sStyleType
" Label Style \""
(nth 1 n)
"\""
"\n"
sStyleType
" Label Layer \""
(nth 0 n)
"\" was frozen. "
)
)
)
)
)
(if msg
(princ msg)
)
)
;_ Get Active Document object
(defun op:doc ()
(vla-get-activedocument (vlax-get-acad-object))
)
(defun op:property (vlaObject symProperty /)
(if (vlax-property-available-p vlaObject symProperty)
(vlax-get-property vlaObject symProperty)
)
)
;_ Get Layers collection
(defun op:layers ()
(vla-get-layers (op:doc))
)
;_ Get Layer object by name
(defun op:layer (name)
(if (= (type name) 'STR)
(progn
(setq
name (vl-catch-all-apply 'vla-item (list (op:layers) name))
)
(if (vl-catch-all-error-p name)
nil
name
)
)
)
)
;_ Get vla-object from entity
(defun op:object (entity / object)
(cond ((and (= (type entity) 'LIST)
(= (type (car entity)) 'ENAME)
)
(setq ename (car entity))
)
((and (= (type entity) 'LIST)
(assoc -1 entity)
(= (cdr (assoc -1 entity)))
)
(setq ename (cdr (assoc -1 entity)))
)
((= (type entity) 'ENAME)
(setq ename entity)
)
)
(setq
ename (vl-catch-all-apply 'vlax-ename->vla-object (list ename))
)
(if (vl-catch-all-error-p ename)
nil
ename
)
)
;;_ Main function
(if (and (setq oPicked (nentselp "\nSelect label to freeze: "))
(= (type oPicked) 'LIST)
(or
(= 2 (length oPicked))
(= 4 (length oPicked))
)
(setq oPicked (op:object (car oPicked)))
)
(progn
;(setq objLayers (op:layers))
(cond
((= (op:property oPicked 'ObjectName)
"AeccDbParcelSegmentLabel"
)
(setq sObject "Line"
slayer (_LabelPropertyValue
(setq oStyle (op:property oPicked 'LineLabelStyle))
)
sname (op:property oStyle 'Name)
)
(_FreezeLabelLayer sObject (list (list slayer sname)) nil)
(setq sObject "Curve"
slayer (_LabelPropertyValue
(setq oStyle (op:property oPicked 'CurveLabelStyle))
)
sname (op:property oStyle 'Name)
)
(_FreezeLabelLayer sObject (list (list slayer sname)) nil)
)
((and (= (op:property oPicked 'ObjectName) "AeccDbFace")
(vlax-property-available-p oPicked "AreaLabelStyle")
)
(setq sObject "Parcel Area"
slayer (_LabelPropertyValue
(setq oStyle (op:property oPicked 'AreaLabelStyle))
)
sname (op:property oStyle 'Name)
)
(_FreezeLabelLayer sObject (list (list slayer sname)) nil)
)
((and (= (op:property oPicked 'ObjectName) "AeccDbCogoPoint")
(vlax-property-available-p oPicked "LabelStyle")
)
(setq sObject "Point"
slayer (_LabelPropertyValue
(setq oStyle (op:property oPicked 'LabelStyle))
)
sname (op:property oStyle 'Name)
)
(_FreezeLabelLayer sObject (list (list slayer sname)) nil)
)
((and (= (op:property oPicked 'ObjectName) "AeccDbNoteLabel")
(vlax-property-available-p oPicked "LabelStyle")
)
(setq sObject "Note"
slayer (_LabelPropertyValue
(setq oStyle (op:property oPicked 'LabelStyle))
)
sname (op:property oStyle 'Name)
)
(_FreezeLabelLayer sObject (list (list slayer sname)) nil)
)
((and t
(vlax-property-available-p oPicked "Layer")
)
(vlax-put-property
(op:layer (op:property oPicked 'Layer))
'Freeze
:vlax-true
)
(princ (strcat "\nSelected object's layer \""
(op:property oPicked 'Layer)
"\" was frozen. "
)
)
)
)
)
)
(princ)
)
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Jose Mourinho's plans for Tottenham contract rebels as trio head towards free agency
EXCLUSIVE: Christian Eriksen, Jan Vertonghen and Toby Alderweireld are all in the final year of their contract and can sign pre-contract agreements in January
by Darren Lewis, https://www.mirror.co.uk/authors/darren-lewis/Tottenham's contract rebels could yet sign new contracts at the club now that Mauricio Pochettino has left.
Christian Eriksen, Toby Alderweireld and Jan Vertonghen are all in the final year of their deals and could leave for free next summer.
The trio are only weeks away from being able to talk to foreign clubs and sign a pre-contract agreement.
Spurs chairman Daniel Levy has been concerned about the prospect of over £100million worth of talent leaving the club for nothing.
All three players, however, are understood to be intrigued by the prospect of working with serial winner Mourinho and remain open minded about their futures.
Despite a string of warm tributes from his players on social media, Pochettino’s relationships with a number of his players had cooled over the past year with Kieran Trippier choosing to defect to Atletico Madrid.
But Mourinho is ready to give every player at Spurs a clean slate as he bids to revive the side that reached last season’s Champions League Final.
He is said to believe he can still get the best out of close friends Alderweireld and Vertonghen and Eriksen who declared at the end of last season he wanted to leave for a new challenge.
Belgian pair Alderweireld and Vertonghen were both on international duty on Tuesday night when former boss Pochettino was sacked.
But the duo were both at Hotspur Way on Wednesday afternoon, as Mourinho took his first session.
Spurs are currently 14th in the Premier League and Mourinho is straight down to business with a London derby at West Ham on Saturday lunchtime.


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$ docker pull composer/composer
FROM php:5.6-fpm
RUN apt-get update && apt-get install -y \
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GOcats 1.1.0 documentation
Welcome to GOcats’ documentation!
Contents
::
The GOcats API Reference
»
Welcome to GOcats’ documentation!
¶
Contents:
The GOcats API Reference
The Gene Ontology Categories Suite (GOcats)
Directed Acyclic Graph (DAG)
Gene Ontology Directed Acylic Graph (GODAG)
Directed Acyclic Subgraph (SubDAG)
Ontology Parser
Tools
User Guide
Description
Installation
Install on Linux
Install on Windows
Basic usage
The GOcats Tutorial
Using GOcats to create subgraphs representing user-specified concepts
Create a keyword file
Download the Gene Ontology .obo file
Extract subgraphs and creating concept mappings
Let’s look at the output files
Loading mapping files programmatically (optional)
Using GOcats to map specific gene annotations in a GAF to custom categories
Exploring Gene Ontology graph in a Python interpreter
Plotting subgraphs in Cytoscape for visualization
Indices and tables
¶
Index
Module Index
Search Page
Contents
::
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Gorbachev warns world in 'colossal' danger from nuclear weapons
Former Soviet leader says 20th-century rivalry between Russia and US replaced by new state of permanent war.
Former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev says the world is in "colossal" danger from nuclear weapons held by global powers amid continued tensions since the end of the Cold War.
The last head of the Soviet Union won the 1990 Nobel Peace Prize for negotiating a landmark nuclear arms reduction treaty with Ronald Reagan that US President Donald Trump pulled out of this year.
Gorbachev's decision not to send the Soviet army into East Germany when the Berlin Wall fell in 1991 was seen as crucial to preserving peace during the Cold War. But he remains a hated figure for many Russians for allowing the Soviet empire to collapse.
The 88-year-old told the BBC in Moscow the world was not safe despite past arms limitation efforts.
"While there are weapons of mass destruction, and especially nuclear ones, it is [in] colossal danger," Gorbachev said in an interview aired Monday.
"All people have to clearly state - all people - that nuclear weapons must be destroyed. This way we will be saving ourselves and the planet."
He said the 20th-century rivalry between Moscow and Washington has been replaced by new challenges that put the world in a state of permanent war.
"It's a cooled-down one, but it's a war," he said with a laugh. "The atmosphere is all wrong."
Gorbachev has turned into a critic of Russian President Vladimir Putin and his strong-arm approach to domestic politics and international affairs.
Putin has massively boosted military spending and is focused on developing new nuclear arms.


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Another batch of Huawei Mate X devices sells out in seconds
by YordanHuawei finally brought the Mate X to the Chinese market last week and all the available units were sold in under five minutes, the company boasted on social media. It immediately scheduled another flash sale for today, and just as expected, the foldable phone was once again sold out, this time in less than 60 seconds.
The Huawei Mate X has a 8” screen that folds to transform it into a dual-screen device with a 6.6” diagonal on the front and 6.38” 21:9 secondary display on the back. It has Kirin 980 chipset, but at least comes with the Balong 5000 modem that allows 5G connectivity.
Rumors suggest the next-gen Mate X might have a stylus, tucked into the big frame, as well as Kirin 990 chipset, which is the current flagship SoC by Huawei’s chipset division HiSilicon.


Many of the most useful methods in Ruby come from the Enumerable module. One of these methods I'm going to talk about today is the map method. The map method is called on an array and it returns a new array with the results of running whatever code block is passed to it.
For example, if you have an array of numbers, say [5,15,10] and you call [5,15,10].map {|a| a*2} the function would return [10,30,20]. By contrast, if you were to typed [5,15,10].each {|a| a * 2} the function would still return [5,15,10]. Why is this? Because map actually returns a NEW value, which each returns the ORIGINAL array. This makes map extremely useful when you are using the output of a method as an input into another method.


For information about what Memo is, how it works, and why we're building it,
visit the Introducing Memo announcement.
FAQ
Where can I report a bug or feature request?
Post a memo about it!
You can also send me a message on Reddit (/u/arnold2040)
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Private keys are stored encrypted with the user's password.
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Users should make sure they make backups of keys in case the password is lost.
What is Shared Connections?
Shared Connections represents how connected a Memo account is from the perspective of your account.
Currently it is the percentage of those you follow who follow the account.
In other words, it's the number of shared 1st degree connections.
We expect the calculation and meaning
of connectivity to evolve into a reputation system over time as we identify additional useful inputs.
How is the Personalized view determined?
Memos in this view are sorted by how many of those you follow Like the memo in the time period selected.
Is there a Memo mobile app?
We currently do not have a mobile app, but we plan to create one soon.
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Our plan is to create an open source client eventually.
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Verstappen 'very popular' in Brazil - Barrichello
Max Verstappen has become "very popular" in Brazil, according to former F1 driver Rubens Barrichello.
by GMM F1Once strongly represented in F1, featuring legends like Ayrton Senna and Nelson Piquet and multiple race winners including Barrichello and Felipe Massa, there is no longer a single Brazilian driver on the grid.
But Barrichello says the Brazilian people are now turning their attention to Dutchman Verstappen.
"Max is an aggressive driver," he told De Telegraaf newspaper.
"People think he's crazy. He is also very outspoken. He says what he thinks. His weekend in Brazil was ten out of ten.
"It all makes him a very popular driver in Brazil."
With a very similar view about 22-year-old Verstappen is 1997 world champion Jacques Villeneuve.

"But that doesn't mean he doesn't have to be careful with what he says."
Villeneuve therefore scolded Verstappen for recently accusing Ferrari of "cheating" with its engine.
"In that case, he was talking about something he cannot know about," he said. "That is the whole problem with that statement."
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Management class for VM-related functions (spawn, reboot, etc).
-
class VMOps(session)
Bases: object
Management class for VM-related tasks
-
change_instance_metadata(instance, diff)
Apply changes to instance metadata to xenstore.
-
check_can_live_migrate_destination(ctxt, instance_ref, block_migration=False, disk_over_commit=False)
Check if it is possible to execute live migration.
| Parameters: |
- context – security context
- instance_ref – nova.db.sqlalchemy.models.Instance object
- block_migration – if true, prepare for block migration
- disk_over_commit – if true, allow disk over commit
|
-
check_can_live_migrate_source(ctxt, instance_ref, dest_check_data)
Check if it is possible to execute live migration
on the source side.
:param context: security context
:param instance_ref: nova.db.sqlalchemy.models.Instance object
:param dest_check_data: data returned by the check on the
destination, includes block_migration flag
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check_resize_func_name()
Check the function name used to resize an instance based
on product_brand and product_version.
-
confirm_migration(migration, instance, network_info)
-
destroy(instance, network_info, block_device_info=None)
Destroy VM instance.
This is the method exposed by xenapi_conn.destroy(). The rest of the
destroy_* methods are internal.
-
finish_migration(context, migration, instance, disk_info, network_info, image_meta, resize_instance, block_device_info=None)
-
finish_revert_migration(instance)
-
get_all_bw_usage(start_time, stop_time=None)
Return bandwidth usage info for each interface on each
running VM
-
get_console_output(instance)
Return snapshot of console.
-
get_diagnostics(instance)
Return data about VM diagnostics.
-
get_info(instance, vm_ref=None)
Return data about VM instance.
-
get_vnc_console(instance)
Return connection info for a vnc console.
-
inject_file(instance, path, contents)
Write a file to the VM instance.
-
inject_hostname(instance, vm_ref, hostname)
Inject the hostname of the instance into the xenstore.
-
inject_instance_metadata(instance, vm_ref)
Inject instance metadata into xenstore.
-
inject_network_info(instance, network_info, vm_ref=None)
Generate the network info and make calls to place it into the
xenstore and the xenstore param list.
vm_ref can be passed in because it will sometimes be different than
what vm_utils.lookup(session, instance[‘name’]) will find (ex: rescue)
-
list_instances()
List VM instances.
-
live_migrate(context, instance, destination_hostname, post_method, recover_method, block_migration, migrate_data=None)
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migrate_disk_and_power_off(context, instance, dest, instance_type)
Copies a VHD from one host machine to another, possibly
resizing filesystem before hand.
| Parameters: |
- instance – the instance that owns the VHD in question.
- dest – the destination host machine.
- instance_type – instance_type to resize to
|
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pause(instance)
Pause VM instance.
-
plug_vifs(instance, network_info)
Set up VIF networking on the host.
-
poll_rebooting_instances(timeout)
Look for expirable rebooting instances.
- issue a “hard” reboot to any instance that has been stuck in a
reboot state for >= the given timeout
-
poll_rescued_instances(timeout)
Look for expirable rescued instances.
- forcibly exit rescue mode for any instances that have been
in rescue mode for >= the provided timeout
-
power_off(instance)
Power off the specified instance.
-
power_on(instance)
Power on the specified instance.
-
reboot(instance, reboot_type)
Reboot VM instance.
-
refresh_instance_security_rules(instance)
recreates security group rules for specified instance
-
refresh_provider_fw_rules()
-
refresh_security_group_members(security_group_id)
recreates security group rules for every instance
-
refresh_security_group_rules(security_group_id)
recreates security group rules for every instance
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rescue(context, instance, network_info, image_meta, rescue_password)
Rescue the specified instance.
- shutdown the instance VM.
- set ‘bootlock’ to prevent the instance from starting in rescue.
- spawn a rescue VM (the vm name-label will be instance-N-rescue).
-
reset_network(instance)
Calls resetnetwork method in agent.
-
resume(instance)
Resume the specified instance.
-
set_admin_password(instance, new_pass)
Set the root/admin password on the VM instance.
-
snapshot(context, instance, image_id)
Create snapshot from a running VM instance.
| Parameters: |
- context – request context
- instance – instance to be snapshotted
- image_id – id of image to upload to
|
Steps involved in a XenServer snapshot:
- XAPI-Snapshot: Snapshotting the instance using XenAPI. This
creates: Snapshot (Template) VM, Snapshot VBD, Snapshot VDI,
Snapshot VHD
- Wait-for-coalesce: The Snapshot VDI and Instance VDI both point to
a ‘base-copy’ VDI. The base_copy is immutable and may be chained
with other base_copies. If chained, the base_copies
coalesce together, so, we must wait for this coalescing to occur to
get a stable representation of the data on disk.
- Push-to-glance: Once coalesced, we call a plugin on the XenServer
that will bundle the VHDs together and then push the bundle into
Glance.
-
spawn(context, instance, image_meta, injected_files, admin_password, network_info=None, block_device_info=None, name_label=None, rescue=False)
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suspend(instance)
Suspend the specified instance.
-
unfilter_instance(instance_ref, network_info)
Removes filters for each VIF of the specified instance.
-
unpause(instance)
Unpause VM instance.
-
unplug_vifs(instance, network_info)
-
unrescue(instance)
Unrescue the specified instance.
- unplug the instance VM’s disk from the rescue VM.
- teardown the rescue VM.
- release the bootlock to allow the instance VM to start.
-
cmp_version(a, b)
Compare two version strings (eg <IP_ADDRESS> > <IP_ADDRESS>)
-
make_step_decorator(context, instance)
Factory to create a decorator that records instance progress as a series
of discrete steps.
Each time the decorator is invoked we bump the total-step-count, so after:
@step
def step1():
...
@step
def step2():
...
we have a total-step-count of 2.
Each time the step-function (not the step-decorator!) is invoked, we bump
the current-step-count by 1, so after:
the current-step-count would be 1 giving a progress of 1 / 2 *
100 or 50%.


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Avalara Avatax REST SDK for iOS now available!
If you’re building mobile related retail applications or extensions to your ERP/Ecommerce platforms on iOS for the iPhone or iPad, then you’re in luck. We just completed the iOS Software Development Kit that allows you to easily connect to Avalara’s Avatax API. The SDK comes as a static library that you can link to your iOS projects. For REST de/serialization, we’ve used a 3rd party library called JSONModel which simplifies data transformation from object model to JSON (and back). We’ve included that into the project as well as the full source code under the Apache 2.0 license. You can download...
Prompting users for certificate information with the AvaTax Certs API
The AvaTax Certs product is a stand-alone exemption certificate management product that can be used in conjunction with the AvaTax Calc product. The Certs product allows a company to track exempt customers, initiate automated correspondence to request certificate information from those customers, and track and manage the resulting exemption certificates. All valid certificates created/recorded in the AvaTax Certs product sync over to the AvaTax Calc product as well - once a customer has a valid exemption certificate in Certs, they will automatically be tax exempt for your tax calculations. There is a RESTful API to interact with the AvaTax Certs...
Introduction to the Avalara AvaTax API
Anya Stettler has put together a nice video overview of the Avalara AvaTax API. It’s a great place to start learning the details you’ll need for a good integration. To find out more about the business use cases and features you should be thinking about, check out our Integration Checklist.
Developer Testimonial
Our Partner’s developers say integrating to AvaTax is a breeze. Try it today! Sign up for our API Free Trial.
Handling Java SSL Certificate Exception
If you are trying to make an HTTPS call to the AvaTax web service from a WebSphere Message Broker and recieve an exception message similar to below, it is likely that the Message Broker is unable to build the entire certificate path. The Message Broker “keystore” must have all of the certificates in the “chain” of CA’s. javax.net.ssl.SSLHandshakeException: com.ibm.jsse2.util.h: PKIX path building failed: java.security.cert.CertPathBuilderException: PKIXCertPathBuilderImpl could not build a valid CertPath.; internal cause is: java.security.cert.CertPathValidatorException: The certificate issued by OU=Class 3 Public Primary Certification Authority, O="VeriSign, Inc.", C=US is not trusted; internal cause is: java.security.cert.CertPathValidatorException: Certificate chaining error One way...
Testing Address Errors
When you’re testing your integration, it’s always a good idea to figure out how you’re going to handle errors. Not all errors from our system are bad - some just mean a user has entered an invalid address (perhaps by making a typo!) - and your system should react accordingly. These address-related errors are to be expected in normal use of your connector. Sometimes it can be challenging to create this use case on purpose: our system is very good at validating addresses and calculating tax accordingly (albeit at lower precision levels). In fact, due to customer demand, we recently updated...
Reflecting MDET
At the beginning of 2013, a new federal-level excise tax was introduced for some medical devices. If you have clients that need to reflect this tax, make sure you’re doing the following: Allow clients to pass a product tax code. Allow clients to assign an Entity/Use Code (CustomerUsageType) to their customers. The combination of product tax code and customer entity/use code allows your client to trigger specific rules in their company profile, and calculate this tax. If you’re using service version 13.1 or later, you can parse out this tax from your GetTaxResult as well - it will come across...
Updates to REST tax/get POST with 13.3. release
Some long-awaited additional parameters have been added to the tax/get POST request with the recent 13.3 release. These parameters are now available on both development and production for all clients using the REST API. With this update, the REST API is now in full best-practice parity with our SOAP API. For more information, see the tax/get POST documentation. PosLaneCode Client BusinessIdentificationNo TaxOverride
SSL Certificate Update
Until recently, our development server was using a COMODO SSL certificate. We just updated to a Verisign one to match our production servers - documentation has also been updated to reflect the new certificate.


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http://www.nature.com/nmeth/journal/v7/n11/full/nmeth.1517.html
We describe Trans-ABySS, a de novo short-read transcriptome assembly and analysis pipeline that addresses variation in local read densities by assembling read substrings with varying stringencies and then merging the resulting contigs before analysis. Analyzing 7.4 gigabases of 50-base-pair paired-end Illumina reads from an adult mouse liver poly(A) RNA library, we identified known, new and alternative structures in expressed transcripts, and achieved high sensitivity and specificity relative to reference-based assembly methods.


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Rcov plugin parses rcov html report files and shows it in Jenkins with a trend graph.
Once we've installed the RubyMetrics plugin, we have to introduce the output report directory into the job configuration:
If the build was successfully, Jenkins generates the trend report and the graph:
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Once the plugin is installed we can publish rails stats reports checking the right option:
Jenkins generates a report by each successful build and keeps an historic version while the project goes forward:
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Flog measures code complexity. It shows you the most torturous code you wrote.
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The best way to summarize the comparison between these two types of objects is that one, hash, is a more specific version of an array. An array has one set of values, while a hash has two sets of values. An array is a group or elements, while a hash is type of collection of elements that contain keys and values.
Think of a hash as two arrays that are related to each other. Sort of like a table of contents in a book:
One array, the Key array, could be seen as the chapter titles of the book, so if the Table of Contents was a hash (lets call it 'toc'), the keys of 'toc' would be an array that looks like this :
while the Values array could be the page numbers that each title corresponds to. The array for the values would look like this:
And these two arrays would be related though what index they each sit at in their respective arrays.
So to close out this thought, a hash can be thought of as TWO PARALLEL ARRAYS, whos elements are invariably linked to one another by position in their respective array. An array can be thought of as a hash, in which the keys are automatically incrementing numbers starting at 0 for the first element (incrementing by one each position), and values which represent the elements in the array. You may call elements in an array by referencing its position, (ie Array[3] == 4th element), and you may call values in a hash by referencing its key (ie Hash[Key] == the values corresponding to the key)
First thing is first, declaring each is done differently. An array, for example is initiated with a pair of square brackets ([]). If we wanted to initiate an array called 'mat' we would type something like this:
This would give us an array of length 0 called mat.
A Hash on the other hand is declared with curly braces ({}). So the get a hash called 'mat' of length 0, would be done like this:
Selecting various elements in these objects is very important. In an array, you have to select a certain element by referencing its order (index) in the array.
Array may be populated with any type of object, (even other arrays!). An array of strings looks like ['string1', 'string2'], one of numbers would look like [1,2,3]. Unlike other programming languages, arrays can be of mixed object types, although its not recommending, because a fiar amount of errors will pop up if you try to transverse that array using a string method, or number method
Array elements are assigned by their index values, while elements in hashes are assigned and selected by their key values.
There are plenty of ways of making a hash, this most simply way is to fill a hash with key/value elements, the key and value are separated by the => symbol, and treat those as elements to be entered in the array.
Objects in a hash look like this:
K stands for what key this particular element is, and V is the value of that element. The value is assigned and selected by the key. The key replaces the index is terms of selecting and assigning.
Now that we have properly distinguished between these two types of objects, Arrays and Hashes, now we delve into why they exist. What can you do with a hash that you can't do with an array?
First off, the Hash class, is a subclass of the Collection class. This means, among other things, it automatically removes duplicates for us. In an array, the .uniq method would need to be used to do that, but since Hash is a subclass of Collection, it automatically does that for us, which makes a lot of sense because if you think about it, the way elements are selected in a hash does not leave room for duplicates. If we have two identical sets of keys and values and we call one key, which element is really being called? If two of them exist, are will be get two values? but the values are also the same, so maybe we'll get one value? Hashes protect themselves from these types of paradoxes by auto-eliminating all duplicates.
Another way hashes make our lives easier is the ability to sort by either keys or values, via an enumerable. If I have a hash that describes the number of people that were born in certain various population levels (population levels being the keys, and that values being the number of births) and I wanted to find the population that the most births took place in, then I could sort this hash by the number of births, and grab the key of the last element. Or the other way, if I wanted to find how many births took place in the population with the least number of people, then I could sort by population, and find the value of the last element.
Objects in Ruby are basically sets of properties, and can be described in two ways: Arrays and Hashes. Lets take an object modeled from myself.
If I were to describe myself in an Array, it would look something like this:
Now I can use the object Matt as one object with a set of properties described in an array. My first name would be Matt[0], my occupation would be Matt[3] and so on.
A hash description of me would look like this:
Now I can call specifics about my self. Such as Matt[first] for my first name regardless of order:
While this may not always be necessary, it makes like ALOT simpler.
There are a number of ways that hashes may be made of arrays (without using a loop). Here I will talk about two of them.
The first way is to use an array of keys and values in a particular order, [key1,value1,key2,value2,key3,value3] (so we always need an even number of arguments). In this way we can define as hash called car, with a set of properties:
In order to make this as hash we must wrap it in a Hash and ruby will read it as a hash
This is useful if you have a method that only spits out an array, and wish to turn that into a hash
Another way to do this is to marry two arrays together : Hash=[keys.zip(values)]
This leads us into a third way of making the hash. Notice how instead of a regular looking hash, we have an array of arrays. Also called a multi-dimensional array. In order for us to make keys of the first elements in each array element, and values of the second elements, we need to wrap the whole thing in an extra pair of square braces, and a Hash:
Making arrays from hashes is as simple as the .keys and .values methods. The .keys method will give you an array of keys, while the .values method gives you an array of........ wait for it..... VALUES!!! This is the shortest part of my blog for a reason, its the most straight forward thing to think about. Remember, like I stated earlier, hashes can be thought of as sets of two parallel arrays, whos elements are related to each other via index position.


Rockets hit military base near Baghdad airport, six wounded
It was the latest in a spate of rocket attacks on military installations this past week
Four Katyusha rockets struck a military base next to Baghdad International Airport on Monday wounding "six fighters", a statement from the military said.
Security forces found a rocket launcher and several rockets in a search of the area, the statement said.
There was no immediate claim of responsibility.
It was the latest in a spate of rocket attacks on military installations this past week.
On Thursday, two Katyusha rockets landed inside Balad air base, but there were no casualties or damage reported from the attack.
Balad base hosts US forces and contractors and is located about 80 kilometres north of Baghdad.
On Tuesday, five rockets landed on Ain Al-Asad air base, which hosts US forces in Anbar province in western Iraq without causing any casualties.


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Components¶
Jobman is a collection of several components.
JobMan¶
The jobman.jobman.JobMan
class stores configuration, manages a central queue
of jobs, and orchestrates the other components.
Sources¶
Sources submit jobs to JobMan.
For example, jobman.sources.dir_source.DirSource
periodically scans
an inbox directory for new job_dirs. When it finds a new job_dir it submits it
to JobMan.
Sources are optional. You can extend JobMan by writing your own Source classes.
Engines¶
Engines act as adapters between JobMan and a cluster resource that executes a job.
For example, jobman.engines.slurm_engine
creates a Slurm submission
for a Jobman job.
Often you want to provide an engine with specific configurations. Some examples:
- Paths to executables.
- A preamble that activates a conda environment before every job.
- Default memory and time parameters.
Workers¶
Workers act as adapters between JobMan and Engines. A worker’s responsibilities can include:
- Managing the queue for an individual engine.
- Determining whether an engine can meet a job’s requirements.
- Consolidating a large number of small jobs into a smaller number of batch jobs.
For example, jobman.workers.base_worker
provides basic queuing, and
jobman.workers.batching_worker
provides batching.

JobMan uses a DAO to abstract its underlying Sqlite storage. Normally users
don’t need to interact with the DAO. But occasionally there may be a need to
query JobMan’s DB. See jobman.dao
.


Magnus Gudmundsson
CyberDaDa
Just make an input tag, then a submit button
and we are done... what can possibly go wrong?
| Model Based | Template Based | |
|---|---|---|
| ngModel | FormControl | |
| ngModelGroup | FormGroup |
They represents a single input field. It encapsulates the fields value and state
Additionaly ngModel can by tied to an underlying model, with or without a two binding
[(ngModel)] >
NgModel /FormControl automatically watches for changes. Controls have values and a validation state which is determined by an optional validation function
| State | Class (if True) | Class (if false) |
|---|---|---|
| Has been visited | ng-touched | ng-untouched |
| Value changed | ng-dirty | ng-pristine |
| Value valid | ng-valid | ng-invalid |
Of course you must add the css needed to reflect the state
Hello form component...
import {Component} from '@angular/core';
@Component({
selector: 'my-room',
templateurl: 'app/room.component.html'
})
export class RoomComponent {
onSubmit(v:any) {
alert(JSON.stringify(v));
}
}
Easier to test validators when not in template?
Easier to reason about?
Cleaner Template?
Nice JSON formatting of object for free
No need for an anemic POJO on clientside?
There is also another way to do forms in Angular2
Template Driven Forms
Very similar to the old Angular Forms
https://angular.io/docs/ts/latest/guide/forms.html


Preparation time
over 2 hours
Cooking time
30 mins to 1 hour
Serves
Serves 7
Dietary
Adding molasses or treacle to the water that the bagels are boiled in adds a gentle sweetness. Top with your favourite savoury flavours.
Sift the flour and salt into a large mixing bowl, then add the yeast and mix well.
Measure 250ml/9fl oz warm water in a measuring jug and then stir in the honey and oil.
Make a well in the centre of the flour and pour the liquid in gradually, bringing the dough together with your hands.
Turn the dough out onto a clean, dry and floured work surface.  Knead for approximately 10 minutes, adding more flour if the dough becomes too sticky. Continue kneading until the dough is firm and elastic.
Shape the dough into a large ball and place in a lightly oiled, large bowl. Turn the dough in the oil to coat. Cover with cling film or a plastic bag and put in a warm, dry place for 1–3 hours, or until the dough has doubled in size.
When the dough has proved, bring a large saucepan of water to the boil and add the treacle or molasses. Cover and turn off the heat.
Lightly oil two baking trays and sprinkle with polenta. Remove the dough from the bowl, then punch it down and knead it briefly. Roll it into a rough sausage shape and divide into seven equal chunks. As you work with one chunk, keep the others covered with a clean tea towel.
Firmly roll out each chunk into a long, slender sausage shape. Bring the ends together, splash the ends with a tiny bit of water and squeeze them together to seal. Place on the prepared baking trays and repeat with the remaining the dough.
Cover and set aside to prove for a further 10–20 minutes.
Preheat the oven to 220C/425F/Gas 7.
Bring the saucepan of molasses and water back to a gentle simmer. Gently drop each bagel into the water (do this in batches of no more than three at a time) and turn over after 1-2 minutes. Simmer for another 1-2 minutes, then remove the bagels from the water, and drain.
Place the bagels on the prepared baking trays, spacing them widely apart. Brush the tops with the beaten egg and sprinkle with sesame seeds, sea salt, poppy seeds or a savoury topping of your choice. Bake in the oven for 15 minutes, or until golden-brown, then turn them upside down for a further ten minutes to cook the bases. Transfer to a wire rack to cool before serving.


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Part I Written by: Scott Silveri
Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman
Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: The Hospital, Ross and Rachel, whos in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward.]
Ross: All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Ross: No, but come on, were off to a great start arent we? I knew Id get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!
(Phoebe and Monica walk in from getting some coffee.)

Rachel: Hi! (Ross is stunned.)
Monica: How are you doing?
Ross: Wait a minute!
Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
Ross: N No! We took a cab too, but I did test runs!
(Chandler and Joey enter from the vending machines carrying sodas.)
Chandler: Hi!
Joey: Hey! You made it!
Ross: Okay is there some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!

Ross: Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. Im Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.
Nurse: Right! We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you. So in just a minute
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a private room and currently theyre all unavailable.
Chandler: Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)
Nurse: Im sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.
Rachel: Okay. Just give us a second. Ross! (They walk away from the desk.)
Ross: Yeah?
Rachel: Give her some money.
Ross: I really think theyre out of rooms.
Rachel: Theyre not!! Ross, theyre just saving them for the important people!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?!
Ross: Well then wed be in a lot of trouble, you dont know where any countries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed by Rachel.) Uh, say would you umm Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up?
Nurse: This is a hospital.
Rachel: (standing up) Okay. Yknow what? Id have to say I really dont care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem toWhoa! (She starts a contraction) Oh gosh! Whoa!
Ross: What-what?
Rachel: Ow! Ow! Contraction. (Sits back down.) Ow-ow! Ow-ow! (Starts breathing heavily.)
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
Rachel: Yeah, it couldnt hurt to look.
Opening Credits
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]
Dr. Long: Well youre only two centimeters dilated and we need to get to ten. Itll be a while.
Rachel: Oh, okay.
Dr. Long: Ill be back in an hour to check you again.
Ross: Thank you.
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
Ross: Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! (Hes looking at the stirrups on the other bed in the room and Rachel groans. Ross then hops into the bed and puts his legs into the stirrups.) Never done this before.
Rachel: Yeah well it looks great!
(A nurse shows another couple into the room.)
Man: Thank you very much.
Woman: Thanks.
(They stop when they see Ross who has to struggle to get out of the bed.)
Ross: Hi! Hi, Im uh Ross. Im here to ruin this magical day for you.
Man: Oh no-no, not at all.
Woman: Dont worry about it.
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
Ross: Hi Julie.
Julie: Hi.
Ross: This is Rachel. (Points at her.)
Rachel: Hi!
Marc: Oh hi Rachel.
Rachel: How are you?
Julie: Hi. Is this your first?
Rachel: Yeah it is.
Julie: Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.
Rachel: Thats so sweet.
Ross: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh.
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Marc: No nonsense! Were all in this together.
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Marc: Yeah.
Ross: Oh, okay.
Marc: Hey! Smile! (Points his camera at Ross and Rachel.)
Rachel: Oh no, I really dont want any(He takes the picture)Oh! Thank you. Oh. Oh Ross
Ross: What?
Rachel: Here comes another contraction.
Ross: Oh. Okay, just breathe.
Julie: Oh honey, I think Im having one too!
(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out theyre having a contraction at the same time.)
Marc: Look at this! (Takes another picture) There we go!
[Scene: The Waiting Room, the rest of the gang is lounging around.]
Phoebe: (looking at the clock) Oh wow, three hours and still no baby. Ugh, the miracle of birth sure is a snooze fest.
Monica: Hey, you wanna see something?
Phoebe: Sure! What?
Monica: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?
Chandler: Yeah?
Monica: Listen uh, I-Ive been doing some thinking, and I dont know whether its because were here or Rachels giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: (freaking out) What-what-whats that now?!
Chandler: Okay. Ive been thinking about it too, and I, I think were ready.
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Phoebe: Oh, this is fun.
Joey: Youre ready to have a baby?
Chandler: But you said you were ready too.
Monica: Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!
Chandler: Yes, but havent you wanted a kid like forever?
Monica: Okay, just back off mister! Whoa. (Pause) Cause I am ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father.
Joey: (voice all high and weird) What?! Are you crazy?!
Monica: Thats it! Right there! Is all I wanted!
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachels hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen.]
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Rachel: Oh, thats veryReally very-very okay.
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.

Rachel: (simultaneously as Ross) No, I dont think well be doing that.
Ross: (simultaneously as Rachel) Were not gonna do that.
Julie: Well, if you like you can feel Rachels and then feel mine to compare.
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Am I interrupting?
Ross: Uh yes! Thank you.
Rachel: Oh. Oh wait no.
Ross: Later.
Rachel: No-no-dont! Dont leave me here with these people.
Ross: Oh uh, Im sorry. (Runs out.)
Rachel: No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father!
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross comes out and hugs Mrs. Geller.]
Ross: Hi!  I-I wished youd called first.
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Ross: Oh good.
Mrs. Geller: I actually needed to talk to you before the birth.
Ross: Okay, whats up?
Mrs. Geller: I brought something that I want to give you, assuming of course that you want it. (She holds up an engagement ring.)
Ross: Ma, youre asking me to marry you?
Mrs. Geller: This is your grandmothers engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.
Ross: Mom no, come on! Thank you.
Mrs. Geller: Just hear me out!
Ross: N-no! Okay? Weve been through this! Were not gonna get married just because shes pregnant, okay?
Mrs. Geller: Honestly! Ross, this isnt just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped. A child should have a family.
Ross: Mom, yknow what? I-I cant deal with this right now. Im sorry
Mrs. Geller: Just think about it. If you dont, Ill talk more about humping.
Ross: Gimmie! (Takes the ring and puts it in his coat pocket as Rachel enters the hallway.)
Rachel: Hi!
Mrs. Geller: Oh hi dear!
Rachel: Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!
(Mrs. Geller leaves as Ross re-enters the room.)
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]
Ross: she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why Im not with Rachel.
Phoebe: Yeah. (Pause) Why arent you with Rachel?
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Phoebe: But yknow what? It just seems that you two belong together.
Ross: Okay, stop it! I cant deal with this right now. I have to go have a baby.
Phoebe: Right. And with who again? (Ross exits.)
Joey: God. Hes crazy! Why doesnt he want to be with Rachel?
Phoebe: I know!
 I mean I know she turned me down, but if she hadnt and wanted to be with me, I would take her in my arms and (Realizes everyone is staring.) I havent bummed you guys out like this in a while have I?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey. Whos that?
Rachel: New people.
Ross: What happened to the Disgustingtons?
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Ross: Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?
Rachel: Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other.  Oh God oh! Contraction!
Ross: Yeah? Okay.
Rachel: Ooh! Ow!!
Evil Bitch: Are you looking at her?!
Sick Bastard: No!

Sick Bastard: Honey I swear! I wasnt looking at her!
Evil Bitch: Shes in labor!
Ross: Umm. Umm, Im-Im just gonna(Closes the privacy screen.)
Evil Bitch: See? See?
Ross: No-no, Im Im sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy. (He closes the screen and stares wide-eyed at Rachel.)

Ross: Just ignore them.
(Sick Bastard sits down in a chair that enables him to look around the screen and stare at Rachel.)
Rachel: Ross.
Ross: What? What?
Rachel: Hes looking at me.
Ross: (to him) Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!

(Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way.)
[Scene: Outside the Nursery, Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up.]
Monica: Oh good God!
(The nurse attending to the babies hears this, turns and stares at Chandler. Chandler moves Monica to the side and away from the nurse.)
Monica: What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?
Chandler: Im not crazy about babies. Im crazy about us.
Monica: What?
Chandler: Look, weve always talked about having babies someday. Im not saying it has to be right now, but Im starting to think that we can handle it. Were good. Were really good.
Monica: We are pretty good.
Chandler: But nothing has to happen until your ready.
Monica: Well maybe Im ready now. I mean, its a little scary, but maybe its right.
Chandler: What?! Its not right! Were not ready to have a kid now!!
Monica: What?!!
Chandler: Im kidding. This is going to be fun.
Monica: So were gonna try? I mean, are we trying?
Chandler: Were trying to get pregnant. (They start kissing, but Chandler stops it.)  So, when do you want to start trying?
Monica: Okay, hold on a sec.
Chandler: Period math?
Monica: Yeah.
Chandler: Yeah.
Monica: Well, we could start trying. Now.
Chandler: Right here?
Monica: No, not here. Maybe here.
Chandler: Wait a minute, its perfect. We got a lot of time to kill and were in a building thats full of beds!
Monica: And its so clean!!
(They run off in search of a bed.)
Commercial Break
[Scene: The Vending Machines, Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine.]
 Come on!
Phoebe: Oh, it ate your money?
Joey: (looking at her) No.
Phoebe: All right, Ill see you downstairs then.
Joey: All right.
Phoebe: All right.
Joey: Hey I got one! I got one!
[Cut to the elevator lobby, Phoebe walks up and sees a man in a wheelchair with his broken leg extended.]
Man: Hi!
Phoebe: Hi.
Man: Oh uh, up or down?
Phoebe: Oh down please. (The guy tries to reach the button, but cant.) I-I hate to be a ball buster can I just do it? (She pushes the button.)
Man: Could you press up too please?
Phoebe: Sure! I feel so bad for you; I broke my leg once too.
Man: Oh yeah? Howd yours happen?
Phoebe: Well, its a long story. Its kind of embarrassing.  (The guy laughs.) How about you?
Man: Car accident.
Phoebe: Oh.

Man: Yeah. Me. (The elevator door opens.) Oh hey, thats me. (Rolls onto the elevator.) Hey uh, I take it youre just visiting someone.
Phoebe: Uh-huh, yeah.
Man: Well umm, if you have sometime yknow and maybe you might want to visit someone else
Phoebe: Oh yeah! I-I would like that.
Man: Im in the middle (The elevator door closes, cutting him off.)
Phoebe: Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!
Joey: (standing behind her) Uh, you gotta press the button.
Ross: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.
Rachel: Ugh, is she pregnant yet? She doesnt need to be; shell still have the baby before I do. Oh Ross, another contraction! (Leans back on Ross for some support.)
Ross: Thats it. Thats it.
(The next couple enters.)
Woman: Oooh, that sounded like a bad one.
Rachel: Yeah it was.
Woman: Mine havent been so bad. Oh! Here comes one now. (Hums then squeals a little bit.) Oh, that was a big one!
(Rachel motions for Ross to close the privacy screen, which he does.)
[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Phoebe: Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in?
Nurse: Im sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff
Joey: (walks up) Uh, shes with me. (Introduces himself) Dr. Drake Remoray.
Nurse: Dr. Drake who?
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Joey: Damnit woman were losing precious time! Now do you want this mans blood on your head?
Phoebe: Hands.
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
Joey: 816, thank you!
Phoebe: Thank you. (Starts to exit.)
(Joey starts to leave, but stops.)
Joey: And what is his name?
Phoebe: (coming back for Joey) No! (Grabs Joey and drags him away.)
[Scene: An Empty Hospital Room, Chandler and Monica enter.]
Monica: I think we found a place.
Chandler: Okay. (They start kissing.)
Monica: Umm, wait! Do you want to set the mood a little?
Chandler: Okay. Uh, well dim the lights, dim the lights. (He goes to the light switch and finds its not a dimmer switch when he flips the lights off.) Or turn them out all together. Uh, no scented candles. Okay here. Here we go. (He sprays an aerosol air freshener above her.)
Monica: Okay! Okay! Make me sterile, but okay.
(He hops onto the bed and they start making out.)
Monica: Okay. Lets hurryOh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)
Chandler: Yes, 98.6. Youre gonna be fine.
[Scene: Outside Room 816, Phoebe and Joey are approaching.]
Phoebe: Ooh, this is it! (Looks in the window.) Oh, thats him! Thats him!
Joey: Great! Go get him.
Phoebe: Wait a second, or maybe you can go in first.
Joey: (looks in the window) Hes not really my type.
Phoebe: No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see whats he like. People tell doctors everything.
Joey: But you said he was this great guy!
Phoebe: But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first, then they turn out to be the biggest jerks.
Joey: You do attract some stinkers.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr. Long: Three.
Ross: Just three?! Im dilated three!
Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Dont worry, youre doing great. Ill be back soon. (Exits.)
Rachel: Hey, yknow what? Im not waiting! Im gonna push this baby out! Im doing it! I mean its what? Three centimeters? Thats gotta be like this! (Holds her hands a couple inches apart.)
Ross: Actually its more like this. (Pushes her hands to less than an inch apart.)

(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Rachel: Oh for the love of God!
Woman Giving Birth: (yelling from the hallway) Its coming! Its coming!
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Rachel: Oh come on!!
[Scene: Room 816, Dr. Drake Remoray is entering.]
Joey: Hi! Im Dr. Drake Remoray and I have a few routine questions I need to ask you.
Man: Really? Ive been dealing with Dr. Wells.
Joey: I know, but Im a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.
Man: Dr. Wells is a woman.
Joey: That was a test. Good response. All right, full name.
Man: Clifford Burnett.
Joey: Date of birth?
Cliff: November 16th, 1968.
Joey: Age?
Cliff: Cant you figure that out based on my date of birth?
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Cliff: Im 33.
Joey: Okay. And uh, are you married.
Cliff: No.
Joey: Oh really? So, 33 and still single, would you say you have commitment issues?
Cliff: Are all the questions this personal?
Joey: (checking the list) Yes.
Cliff: Well uh if you must know Im a widower.
Joey: Oh thats terrible. Im-Im really sorry.
Cliff: Yeah.
Joey: Hmm.
Cliff: No.
Joey: Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff yknow, sexually?
Cliff: No!
Joey: Oooh, wrong answer. (Exits.)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
Rachel: Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, thats four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! Im next! Its my turn! Its only fair!  Not this hospital, Im going to sue you! And my husband (Points at Ross) hes a lawyer!
Ross: Uh Rach
Rachel: Go get back on that case honey!
Nurse: I dont think the next patient is very far along.
Rachel: Okay, well then bring her in.
(Another nurse wheels the next pregnant woman in.)
Woman: OH .MY .GAWD!!! (Uh-huh, its Janice.)
(Ross and Rachel are, needless to say, stunned at the arrival of Janice.)
Commercial Break
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, continued from earlier.]
Janice: I .cant .believe this!
Ross: And yet somehow its true!
Janice: I mean this is so great! Were gonna be baby buddies! (Does the laugh.)
Ross: (To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together and cover the babys ears!
Man: (entering, carrying a pillow) Hi sweetie!
Janice: Hi! Hi sweetheart! This is my husband Sid, I dont think youve met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid. I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologists office. Thank God for adult acne huh? (Does the laugh.)
Sid: I still cant believe it! Im the luckiest guy in the world!
Ross: (softly) Really?
Sid: (To Janice) Whatd he say?
Janice: Oh yknow what? You have to speak very loudly when youre talking to Sid, because hes almost completely deaf.
Rachel: Oh!
Ross: Oh there you go!
Rachel: I get it!
Janice: So? Congratulations you two, I didnt even know you got married.
Rachel: Oh we-we didnt.
Ross: No-no. We
Janice: What?!
Ross: Um uh Were-were just having this baby together but uh, uh thats all.
Janice: Why?!!
Ross: Uh well umm were just not in that place, yknow? But were very excited about this.
Janice: Oh.  (Does the laugh.)
Rachel: Just tell me how.
Janice: Uh-oh, I feel another one coming. (She makes a sound like a goose during the contraction.)

[Scene: Outside Room 816, Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff.]
Phoebe: What else? What else?
Joey: Uh, well hes 33.
Phoebe: Oh. Ah-uh.
Joey: A widower.
Phoebe: Oh.
Joey: He seemed like a stand up guy. Oh, and hes not into anything weird sexually.
Phoebe: Enter Pheebs.
[Scene: Another Hospital Room, Chandler and Monica enter and start making out.]
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
Monica: We could, or we can have sex in it.
Chandler: Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants!
(They start making out again.)
Monica: (lying down on the bed) Okay mister! Fertilize me!
(Suddenly they hear Janice laughing, and it ruins the moment.)
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
Chandler: If its not, then theres two of them. And that would mean its the end of the world!
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice.]
Monica: Hey!
Ross: Hey!
Chandler: Hi.
Rachel: Oh hi.
Monica: I cant believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?
Rachel: Oh not bad.
Chandler: Weirdest thing. Did I hear(A nurse opens the privacy screen and Chandler sees Janice)Mother of God its true!
Janice: Chandler Bing!
Chandler: Jan-Janice!
Ross: Not just Janice, Janice in labor, contracting and everything.
Janice: Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember Chandler.
Chandler: Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?
Janice: Its you. This is yours.
Chandler: What?!
Janice: (laughs) Look how nervous he gets! We havent slept together in years! (Laughs again.)
Chandler: Thats funny. Does it-does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?
[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe is making her move on Cliff.]
Phoebe: Okay Ive got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?
Cliff: Id have to say the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that youre making me eat him.
Phoebe: Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? Im sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)
Cliff: No, Im sorry. Its just my foot itches like crazy.
Phoebe: Oh, Ill get it. (She gets up and grabs a spoon.)
Cliff: Wow! I usually get to know a girl a little better before I let her spoon me.
Phoebe: Relax, its not like were forking.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain.]
Rachel: Oh thats five Ross. Five women have had five babies! And I have had no babies! Why doesnt she want to come out?
Ross: Yknow what I think it is? I think youve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesnt want to leave.
Rachel: Oh.  Oh God! (Starts another contraction as Dr. Long enters.)
Dr. Long: Twenty-one hours, youre a hero.
Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
Rachel: What?
Dr.
Rachel: My God. Okay. (Another woman enters.) Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!
[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons.]
Cliff: Is this the same spoon that was in my cast? (Smells it.)
Phoebe: Yknow what? This one is. (Eats another spoonful of pudding as Cliff sees something on TV.)
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Phoebe: Huh. Okay, Mr. Perkazet.
Cliff: Im telling you! The guy from that show was here in my room, asking me all these weird questions!
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
Joey: (entering) Rachels having her baby!! (Phoebe turns and looks at him.) Which is of no interest to me, Im a neurologist.
Cliff: That-thats him! You know him?
Phoebe: Okay. Okay. IOkay umm this I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm yknow, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than Im coming off right now.
Cliff: I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
Joey: Fake? Excuse me? Hello? (Taps the TV screen.)

Phoebe: Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry. Its just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?
Cliff: I dont think so.
Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brothers triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!
Phoebe: Uh Joey, were trying to dial down the crazy.
Joey: Right!
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
Cliff: It doesnt happen to me either.
Joey: Me neither.
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is finally giving birth.]
Dr. Long: Push. Push. Come on push for five seconds. 5 4
Rachel: 3-2-1 oh!!
Dr. Long: Okay, the next contraction should be in about twenty seconds.
Rachel: I cant. I cant push anymore, I cant.
Ross: Sweetie youre doing great.
Rachel: Oh God twenty seconds my ass!!
Dr. Long: Here we go! Okay, keep pushing! Wait! I see something.
Ross: What? You do? You do? (Looks) Oh my God!
Rachel: Dont say, "Oh my God!"
Ross: What is that?
Dr. Long: Its the babys buttock, shes breech.
Ross: Oh thank God, I thought she had two heads.
Rachel: Oh God. Is she gonna be okay?
Dr. Long: Shes gonna be fine. Okay, shes in a more difficult position so youre gonna have to push even harder now. Go! Push!
Ross: Go!
Dr.
Rachel: Im sorry, I cant!
Ross: Yes you can!
Rachel: I cant!
Ross: Hey! Hey! Come on! You can! I know you can do this! Lets go!
Rachel: I cant. Please, you do it for me.
Ross: No! Come on letsOne more time! One final push! Ready? 1 2 3! (Rachel pushes so hard her head snaps up head-butting Ross and knocking him down.)
Dr. Long: Good!
Ross: (from the floor) Keep pushing!
Rachel: Are you okay?
Ross: You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!
Dr. Long: Here we go!
Ross: Oh! Oh! Shes upside down but shes coming! Shes coming!
Rachel: Oh God!
Ross: Oh! Oh my God oh! Oh my God shes here.
(The newest friend cries.)
Ross: Oh shes shes perfect.
Rachel: Oh, shes so tiny. (Starts crying) Whered she go?
Ross: Oh its okay. Theyre just-theyre just wrapping her up.
Rachel: Okay. Well be careful with her, shes really tiny.
Dr. Long: Here she is!
(Dr. Long hands her to Rachel.)
 Thanks for coming out of me. (The baby cries.) I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, shes looking at me. Hi! I know you.
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Rachel: No, not yet.
Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.
Rachel: Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green.
(Ross and Rachel look into each others eyes and kiss.)
Rachel: Hello baby girl.
Commercial Break
[Scene: The Recovery Room, Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters.]
Phoebe: Can we come in?
Ross: Oh, come in.
Phoebe: Hi!
Joey: There she is!
Phoebe: Oh, shes so beautiful.
Rachel: Here. (Hands her to Monica.)
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing.
Chandler: Its incredible, I mean one minute shes inside you and then 47 hours later here she is.
Joey: (taking the baby) She looks so real! (The gang looks at him.) Yknow what I mean!  She already has eyelashes and knees and uh-oh.
Rachel: What?
Joey: Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.
Phoebe: Okay, my turn. My turn. (Joey hands her to Phoebe.) Oh! Youre so cute! Oh, I could squeeze your little head! (Pause) I wont.
(Rachel starts crying again.)
Monica: Whats the matter?
Rachel: Oh nothing I Sorry, I just cant stop crying.
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Rachel: So?  I dont see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. Oh God. (Starts to cry harder.)
Joey: Whats the matter now?
Rachel: I was reliving it.
Phoebe: Ohhh. (Hands her back to Rachel.)

Phoebe: Oh, wait a minute its not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that was so original!
Ross: Uh actually, we-weve narrowed it down to two names.
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Ross: Wow! Umm, okay uh everyone this is Isabella. (Rachel starts crying.) What?
Rachel: Thats not her name! Im sorry, she just doesnt feel like an Isabella.
Chandler: So then I guess Ferdinad is out.
Joey: What was the other one Ross?
Ross: Umm, Delilah.
Rachel: Oh great! Suddenly she sounds like a biblical whore.
Ross: So I guess were back to uh, Baby Girl.
Phoebe: Yay!
Rachel: Well what are we going to do?
Monica: Its okay honey, youll find a name.
Ross: Ugh, easy for you to say, you already know what your kids names are going to be.
Chandler: You do?
Monica: Yeah, Ive had them picked out since I was fourteen.
Chandler: Oh no, its gonna be named after some snack or baked good isnt it?
Rachel: Well tell us! What are they?
Monica: Umm, okay. If its a boy its Daniel.
Rachel: And if its a girl?
Monica: I dont want to say.
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Monica: Okay. Its Emma.
Rachel: (gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I dont want it.
Monica: Take it.
Rachel: What?
Monica: Its clearly an Emma.
Rachel: Oh honey, but you love that name.
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you.  Oh whats that honey? What?  (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
[Scene: A Janitorial Closet, Monica and Chandler are emerging slowly.]
Chandler: That was amazing.
Monica: I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.
Chandler: And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.
[Scene: The Recovery Room, Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap.]
Janice: (entering) Yoo-hoo! Aaron Litman-Neurolic would like to say hello to his future bride.
Rachel: Ohhh! (Looks at Aaron and recoils in horror.) Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesnt he?
Janice: Hes a keeper. How are you feeling?
Rachel: Oh, Im fine. (Gasps in pain as she sits down.)
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what youre doing. Just raising her all alone.
Rachel: Oh, Im not doing it alone. I have Ross.
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Rachel: Well then he gets a divorce, its Ross!
Janice: Im telling you Rachel, listen to Janice. They all say theyre gonna be there until they start their real family.
Rachel: Well IThats never gonna happen with Ross.
Janice: Oh well thats what I thought about my first husband, now Im lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.
Rachel: Really?

Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Ross: (entering) Hey Janice!
Janice: Oh hi!
Ross: Whos this little guy? (Gasps when he sees Aaron.)
Janice: Say hello to Aaron, your future son-in-law.
Ross: No-no. No.
Janice: Im gonna leave the three of you alone.
Ross: Okay.
Janice: Bye. (Exits.)
Ross: Man! Did you see the kid on that nose?
Rachel: Uh-huh. (Ross takes off his coat and sets in on a chair.) Yknow what I was, I was thinking about?
Ross: Huh?
Rachel: Umm that kiss before we left the apartment. That was some-something huh?
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, it really was. But we we gotta be careful. We we cant let that happen again, yknow?
Rachel: (pause) Right.
Ross: I mean we dont want to go down that road do we?
Rachel: No! No, of course not. No. Thats why I brought it up. (Pause) They didnt have any sodas?
Ross: Oh my God! Im sorry, I was talking to this nurse, completely forgot.
Rachel: Thats all right. (He goes to get her a soda.) And so it begins.
[Scene: Outside the Nursery, Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up.]
Phoebe: Is she in there?
Ross: Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)
Phoebe: Oh!
Ross: Look at Emma!
Phoebe: I just cant decide who she looks more alike, you or Rachel?
Ross: Oh what are you kidding? Shes gorgeous, its all Rachel.
(Pause)
Phoebe: Im sorry, for the last time, why arent you two together again? (Silence from Ross.) No, I know. I know, because youre not in that place. Which would be fine, except you totally are.
Ross: Its its complicated okay?
Phoebe: Yeah thats true. Yeah, you love her. You always have. You have a child together. There is no right answer.
Ross: Look, weve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. (Pause) Its just if-if we got together again and it didnt work out I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything(Starts to cry.) Oh thats now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I were doing really, were doing really well right now.
Phoebe: I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it.
Ross: Yeah, exactly.
Phoebe: Right. (Pause) Or you might get everything youve wanted since you were fifteen.
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]
Joey: Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. (Notices shes wiping her eyes.) Whats the matter?
Rachel: Nothing.
Joey: What is it? Hey!
Rachel: Really its nothing. Im just
Joey: Rach come on, what?
Rachel: Ive just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?

Joey: Okay, how long was I watching that woman?
 Right?
Joey: Yeah, I guess so.
Rachel: I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself.
 Okay? I promise thats not gonna happen.
Rachel: Joey. Honey what would I do without you?
(They hug.)
Joey: You dont have to worry about that okay?
(Pause)
Rachel: Oh, hon can you grab me my other box of tissues? Theyre right on that chair under Rosss coat.
Joey: Sure.
Rachel: Okay.
(He moves Rosss coat to get the tissues and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.)
Joey: My God.
Rachel: Joey.
(He turns to face Rachel on one knee with the box open.)
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.
(Joey is stunned.)
[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachels room.]
[Fade to black.]
Closing Credits
{Transcribers Note: As with all the cliffhangers, there was no credits scene. There will be a ninth and final season of Friends starting sometime in September. See you then, have a good summer everyone.}
End


 The spices add complex notes, but the heat should be gentle. The dish is wholesome, satisfying and healthy yet luxuriously creamy and a fantastic showcase for the big flavour of my favourite Early Nantes carrots.
Each serving provides 351kcal, 7g protein, 51g carbohydrates (of which 18g sugars), 12g fat (of which 1g saturates), 7g fibre and 0.8g salt.
For the carrots, in a large saucepan over a medium heat, bring the carrot juice and 100ml/3½fl oz water to the boil, then add the salt and cumin. Add the carrots and simmer gently for 10 minutes, or until they are cooked through. Remove from the heat, remove the carrots and reserve the cooking liquor.
For the barley, in a medium, lidded saucepan over a medium heat, heat the oil and gently fry the onions and chillies for 5 minutes, covered with a lid, until softened. Stir in the barley and cumin and continue to fry for a minute. Add 500ml/18fl oz of the carrot cooking liquor to the pan. Bring to a gentle simmer, then cover with the lid and cook for 50–55 minutes, stirring from time to time, until the barley swells and is firm with a good bite. Check the texture, taste and season with salt and pepper. Cook for a few minutes more, if necessary. Set aside in the pan.
To finish the barley risotto, using a long knife, carefully cut the kernels off the corn cob by running a knife along the central core. Keep 4 of the biggest lengths intact to use as garnish. Set these aside then release the kernels from the rest. Add the chard stems and leaves, spring onions and loose corn kernels to the barley pan and stir. Place the pan back on a medium heat and cook for 12 minutes. Add the coriander and cook for a further minute until wilted. Finally, taste and adjust the seasoning if required, then add the lemon juice to sharpen the flavour.
To finish, in a frying pan over a medium heat, fry the cooked carrot pieces in the rapeseed oil for 6–7 minutes, until caramelised. Add the reserved pieces of sliced corn to the pan and cook for 3 minutes, or until they begin to brown.
To serve, remove the caramelised carrots, add them to the barley risotto and divide the risotto evenly between four plates. Finish with a length of sliced corn and micro coriander, if using. Serve immediately.